doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Randomize
