just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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