Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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