Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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