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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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