As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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