I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
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So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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