I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
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