i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
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i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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