So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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