Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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