Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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