Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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