Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
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Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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