If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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