S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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