Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
we're making bets on your personal life
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Houston, we have a blender
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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