Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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