All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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