yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
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anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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