Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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