new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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