I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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