no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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