I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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