Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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