Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
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The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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