You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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