ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
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It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
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In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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