When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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