community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
I have to watch that.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.