Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos