So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
These 25 Teachers Said Horrible Things to Their Students
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you