so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
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So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
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I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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