I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
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I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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