the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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