He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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