try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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