They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
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I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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