she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
two words: eviction party
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Randomize
