"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Less talking, more tequila
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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