is your mom at the bar?
my sisters under your porch take her home
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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