My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
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