so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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