I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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