i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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