Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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