just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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