I wish I could punch you in the face.
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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