Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
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Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Still dying that you shit outside
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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