Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
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I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
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Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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