dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
