So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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