He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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