that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I FOUND THE LEGS
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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