$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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