What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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