I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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