Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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