Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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